*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS
Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I need air omfg
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…
I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY
I have a test tomorrow why not right
No like I was getting a D in English and now all of a sudden I am getting Bs and A and it was after I posted this
Paradise Lost is Bible fanfic
Lord of the Rings is Macbeth fanfic
Island of Dr. Moreau is Frankenstein fanfic
Dracula is Carmilla fanfic
I could go on literally forever. Literature is built on the literature that came before it. Fanfiction is the driving force of every literary movement ever, and don’t let anyone tell you different.
Fanfiction fucking matters.